Here are some snappy Latin phrases you can use to annoy your bartender or confuse your cat:
Advocatus Dioboli- The Devil's Advocate
Alterum ictum faciam- I'm going to take a mulligan.
Amicule, deliciae, num is num qui mantiar tibi? Baby, Sweetheart, would I lie to you?
Ascendo tuum- Up yours
Bovina sancta! -Holy cow!
Catapultum habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam- I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Certamen bikini-suicidus-disci mox coepit?- Does the bikini-suicide-frisbee match start soon?
Certe, Toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse-You know Toto, I have a feeling We're not in Kansas anymore.
Cogito sumere potum alterum- I think I'll have another drink.
Conlige suspectos semper habitos- Round up the usual suspects
Credo elvem etiam- I believe Elvis lives
Fact ut nemo me vocet- Hold my calls
Furnulum pani nolo- I don't want a toaster
Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos mios!- You infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me my money back!
Me tansmitte sursum, Caledoni! - Beam me up Scotti!
Suntne vacci laeti? Are your cows happy?
Well, I hope you enjoy your new language skills responsibly. Always have a few cocktails before trying these out.
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